What has your cat done that made a mess?
I left a bowl of shelled nuts on the floor and went to bed. The next morning it looked like a squirrel went crazy in my apartment. Starting from the hallway outside my bedroom and bathroom, the whole place was covered in pecans, Brazilian nuts, and almonds. She HAD A BLAST and was quiet enough about it I didn’t hear a thing. I almost peed myself laughing at this chaotic mess she left me.
We got a stray kitty that befriended my Mom. Turns out she was carrying a secret or many secrets in her tum. We found out she was nesting in my room and she started stealing various shiny things around the house and bringing it into her lair. My Father caught her with a gold chain of mine running down the hall and found her shiny mountain of stolen stuff. She had about 7 kittens. She was still feral and one day she disappeared. In she comes with a slice of pizza she found god knows where and brings it to her babies. She thought her kittens were gonna eat pizza. She was a good Mom for about 8 weeks.
RIP to the little bastard that was Mortimer Pickles. That little shit did all sorts of stuff. My favorite: he was an indoor kitty. One day I came home from running an errand. I couldn’t find him anywhere. Then I saw something out of the corner of my eye. On the roof. It was Morty. He somehow got through a screen of a window upstairs. He was so scared he was going to fall. I went to our upstairs porch with treats and called him. He mocked me for like 2 more minutes then he came down to the porch and I nabbed him.
My cat jumped in an open toilet. The same cat did it again but I was able to catch him mid jump.
Was petting my cat on the sofa and all was calm and peaceful. Then suddenly she projectile vomited all over me and the sofa. It was like a scene out of The Exorcist.
One time I was sitting in front of my cat literally staring her in the face and she decided to pee right there lol. It wasn’t her fault, she didn’t like where her litter box was (so I moved it).